Yes We Can (or "Ooo! Shiny!")

Yes we can progress in our immorality.
Yes we can give everything away.
Yes we can make it easy to not work or care.
Yes we can continue to indoctrinate our children to mindlessly believe whatever we want them to believe.
Yes we can continue to kill our children as long as they reside inside flesh.
Yes we can foster a spirit of unity at the cost of discernment.
Yes we can continue in our destructive materialism.
Yes we can glorify mediocrity.
Yes we can continue to challenge God’s authority in all things.
Though an almighty voice speaks “thou shalt not.” we can reply “yes we can!”
Yes, we can worship our hero, the shiny golden elected.